Archive for April, 2003

random picture

Since I am kinda sleepy and really have nothing to say, here’s a random picture of me as a little kid that I found on my hard drive. Enjoy! I should get ready for work, as I am totally bored out of my mind. Or maybe I’ll just lie on the bed and watch the [...]

Three Brothers

A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender asked him one day, “Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?” The man answered, “Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, [...]

helena bonham Carter – hcotd

“A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You “dance” all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.” – Marla Singer in Fight Club.

This-or-That Tuesday

1. Lying down on the couch, or stretching out on a recliner? Lying down on the couch…with mah wifey-poo. 2. Going barefoot or wearing soft slippers? Barefoot. 3. Eating ice cream, or pizza? Ice cream! 4. Watching on TV…a classic movie or a reality show? Cheesy reality show. 5. Wearing: blue jeans or sweat pants? [...]