the one where he gets irked

A lot of things annoyed me, but what really irks me are people that talk like babies, get names of products wrong, and turn in their cars without their turn signals on.

And since Apple is introducing the “iPad” (worst name. ever.(Now with wings!)) today, it seems like the interweb is blowing up talking about what would be better, the iTouch (iPod Touch), iPhone, or the iPad. Well if you want shit that you can actually put IN YOUR POCKET, get the iPhone or the Touch. Honestly, has apple come out with anything in the last three years that wasn’t a rip off of the iPhone? One trick pony? Possibly. Frankly, I’m just a little bit tired of hearing that Apple is the best thing since sliced bread. I have an iPod Touch. Its pretty nice, I can surf the net while I do my business on the toilet. Whoopty doo!

But I digress.

Examples:

- iTouch. Oh my god people, its not called an iTouch. It’s called the iPod Touch. How hard is that to get right? I mean really, you kind of sound like a douche when you talk about your iTouch all the time. Plus it sounds kinda dirty, dontcha think?

- Sammich. If you are over the age of five you should probably be calling things by their proper name. It’s a goddamned sandwich. Simple. I would hope that you don’t go in to restaurants and order a nice ham and cheese sammich. Even if you have kids, teach them how to pronounce words. And if you do go in to a restaurant and order that ham and cheese sammich, I hope the waiter/waitress slaps the shit out of you, in front of your crotch monkey.

- People who turn, and don’t use their turn signals. What the fuck people, is it really that hard to turn or change lanes with the turn signal? Did you know they are not options on a car? EVERY car/truck/suv comes with them! Its not that hard to use them all the time. As some one who has been driving for like 5 years, I use them all the time. When you get into an accident because you didn’t use the signals don’t blame the other person, blame yourself. Jesus hates people that don’t use their signals.

- Frakking baby talkers. You are definitely over 2 years old, why do you insist on talking in baby talk? It makes you look like an idiot. I don’t even talk to my pets like that, and by some chance it slips out, it sounds more like Ace Ventura than baby talk. Grow the hell up and talk like someone your own age.

There, phew. I think I am done for a bit. I feel better.

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